Well, I bought one of those new big bumper boxes of chewing gums yesterday. There are 60 (allegedly) pieces of rubbery goodness in this box, full of minty freshness. But there's a new health warning.
Above the "Caution, eating a million of these will make you go to the toilet in the No. 2 way" warning, there is a new sentence, designed specifically for this small plastic tub (which is about the size of a Ramekin dish) - get this - "Caution, do not shake bottle."
Naturally, I shook it. It didn't explode. Though, when I go back to the office tomorrow, I'm slightly wary about what might have happened.
Nevermind, I emailed the manufacturers and asked them why I couldn't shake it. I hope you believe me, because I actually have emailed them. I hope they respond. Watch the spaces above this one.
Saw Transformers last night. Great film. More on that later.
Above the "Caution, eating a million of these will make you go to the toilet in the No. 2 way" warning, there is a new sentence, designed specifically for this small plastic tub (which is about the size of a Ramekin dish) - get this - "Caution, do not shake bottle."
Naturally, I shook it. It didn't explode. Though, when I go back to the office tomorrow, I'm slightly wary about what might have happened.
Nevermind, I emailed the manufacturers and asked them why I couldn't shake it. I hope you believe me, because I actually have emailed them. I hope they respond. Watch the spaces above this one.
Saw Transformers last night. Great film. More on that later.
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